help!
ok i have a dilemma! ok i can't decide whether to be Catwoman or Marilyn Monroe?? HELP ME!
posted by Kaila at 10:15 PM
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
ok i have a dilemma! ok i can't decide whether to be Catwoman or Marilyn Monroe?? HELP ME!
About Me
- Name: Kaila
- Location: Langley, BC, Canada
Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical; summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
1 Comments:
Well ... Catwoman was a stupid movie. That's all I have to say.
I'm going to be a dandelion (inspired by my hair).
3:06 PM
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