Thursday, October 13, 2005
About Me
- Name: Kaila
- Location: Langley, BC, Canada
Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical; summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
10 Comments:
Hey, just curious, who is the REALLY pretty brunette who's frowning BIG TIME in her picture?
8:35 AM
that's my friend Nicole.
10:10 AM
Well, she's beautiful, she shouldn't be frowning like that.
Beautiful women don't frown.
Look at me, I'm a beautiful guy, do you see ME frownin'?
Nope.
10:15 AM
yes i know...i tell her that all the time...and in her defense she didn't know i was taking the picture..if she knew she probably put the menu in the way..she has this thing wiht cameras...and yes she is soo beautiful!...and well i wouldn't exactically say your smiling in your pic either haha...
10:20 AM
That's just my "I'm up to sumthin" look.
I'm smiling on the inside.
Why does she frown?
She aint got no man?
Guys up there like ugly girls or sumthin?
If she were older, and I'm thinking MUCH older, I'd ask her out, she's BEAUTIFUL.
If she thinks different she's SO wrong it aint EVEN funny.
Does she have an equally lovely older sister?
10:29 AM
Oh ok ...i see it know... ya see ain't got no man...and yes it does seem that way...the guys up here seem to have some difficulty with dating....and why yes she does have a VERY equally beautiful SINGLE i might add..sister named lisa!
10:35 AM
NOSHIT?!?
I mean.....really, how nice.
Yeah, but see, I'm OLDE, so her older sister is probably still younger than me.
10:42 AM
really nice! well she's 24.
10:45 AM
Bummer, that's WAY too young for me, or rather I'm WAY too old for her.
Thanks anyway Kaila.
Tell Nicole to quit frowning though.
Beautiful women shouldn't frown.
You either, no frowning.
3:45 PM
haha ok i'll make sure ill tell her! and i'll try!
4:09 PM
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