Darn good quotes on men!

“No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry"

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being." ~Oscar Wilde~

"The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs"

“Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon."

"Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths." ~Lois Wyse~

"There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example"

"Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget."

"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself." ~Louis Nizer~

"Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice." ~William Shakespeare~

"Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves" ~Gene Fowler~

"Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad." ~Henry Wadsworth~

"Men blaspheme what they do not know." ~Blaise Pascal~