Soggy Bottom

What a wonderful day I had today!....then the night came. Well today was a normal day, cleaned the house, relaxed, got some work done...etc. Then it came time to go dancing. My hair worked well...as did make-up. It was good. So we're driving to pick up kristi and WHAM! we hit a giant raccoon. At the high speed at which we were traveling...it's pretty darn dead! So fter that tramatic experience, we proceed to pick up mouse*. So we get to Byrons and Myles** was just about ready to start the lesson and as it turned out there was not enough men so I sat out in the beginners lesson***. Then for the intermediate me and Kristi had to share Tim. ( also v.v. embarressing moment: I gave Kristi a slite shove when she tried to steal Tim away from me and she made this huge thud and pretended I like really shoved her and everyone INCLUDING MYLES was like woo! etc. you had to be there.) So the lesson was over and it was time for the open dancing. All was going well ( well at least for me ...Bob's partner fell in the middle of a dance really hard on the dance floor)..then...I think someone spiked the drink or put a curse on me or something...I was getting a little chilly as I sat and waited for the next dance so I grabbed my coat. BIG MISTAKE! tThe sleeve on my jacket hit my cup and tipped ICE COLD WATER ALL OVER MY CHAIR! It looked like I had peed my pants! Then to make it worse... Tim made me get up so he could see how bad it was so it looked like (to everyone else) he was checking out my butt!...but oh no! It doesn't end there! So now that I have water all over my butt I obviously can't dance anymore so I grab Kristi's coat (also wet) and put that on as it was longer and could hide the wet-butt-factor, as calmly as possible I walk out of the dance room to the bathroom in shier panic as there is no automatic hand dryers. I quickly thought up a plan of what to do since if I just went back and sat down sooner or later someone was going to ask me to dance ( its v. rude to say no) so I quickly went back in (everyone looking at me as its like the 5 time I've walked in and out and am wearing a HUGE ugly-ass fur coat) and grabbed my cell and proceeded to walk back out again and call anyone that would answer! PS. NICOLE...YOU NEED TO ANSWER YOUR PHONE MORE!!...So I got ahold of Kaylee...(a responsible driver...inside joke.) she just laughed at me when I told her my issue and then had to go as she was almost in the shower. As I got up from where I was sitting on the table outside the room I realized I had sat in something brown and sticky (as if things weren't bad enough!...so I decide to go back in the room to see when Tim wanted to leave. He was dancing with someone so I just decided to sit down and wait... WELL...as I sat down I managed (I have no idea how) to spill Kristi's water all over my left pant-leg and floor then stepped in it before I noticed...at that point I could have cried! But I chose to laugh as it would be less suspicious looking. Thank god they were all ready to leave after just a few more dances! And thus from this horrible night I have manager to gain yet another nickname..."Soggy Bottom". thanks Kris..thanks...

*mouse = Kristi's nickname, not a furry little cute animal.
**He looked soo UNBELIEVABLY hot tonight (more than usual!!) ...*sigh*
***actually the real reason is I didn't want to get stuck dancing with that fat guy, who can lead, and will spin the crap out of you just because he "likes to watch you spin"!..oh yes and he can't keep rhythm or time!!