The resume blues...

i'm trying to write an resume...that one i think i can write in an afternoon? i think it is possible in theory. but i have a serious addiction. to solitaire. that inhibits my ability to write more than one sentance at a time. makes writing a slow process. doesn't help that friends is on in the background and i don't have the courage or fortitude to turn it off. Matt said he had a blanket over his tv all week. how did he do it? how? lets list the things that are more fun than writing an essay
1) solitaire
2)Watching friends
3)wishing I had a dishwasher
4)cleaning up the dishes
5)putting the screws back in the dryer (i might actually do this as a procrastination technique)
6)eating milk and cookies!
7)going through old phone calls in the phone to see who has called in the last week
8)eating ice cream
9)with peanut butter and chocolate sauce
10)crocheting
11)blogging
12)checking email for the 100th time
13)reading other ppls blogs
14)searching the internet for random things
15)staring out the window at the cold cold cold blue blue blue sky
16)smiling to myself because i don't have to go outside today because it is too cold
17)listening to the cd i made me
18)making lists of things that are more fun than writing resumes
19)cursing the squirrels (they're rats with bushy tails is what they are. don't ever let me hear you refer to them as 'cute', 'adorable', 'cuddly' or 'funny'. they are the devil in disguise. i hate them and their fat, well fed, well housed selves)
20)contemplating buying a bb gun to shoot said squirrels